In primary school when you and your friend would pretend to sharpen your pencils to have a chat at the bin
This is the most UK-centric sentence I’ve ever seen written
In primary school when you and your mate would pretend to sharpen your woody pointy writer-downers to have a jolly good chin wag at the bin
In primary school when crikey mate barbecue hugh jackman schooner arvo creek billabong kangaroo drop bear bin
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Reblogging this, for example, is more important important than tweeting it.
my mum is on tumblr john, what now?
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HE’S GOT THE RIGHT IDEA
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“I feel so lucky that they want to follow me on twitter even though I just kind of tweet about my cat, law and order or food.”
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Gentleman: Leonardo passed his umbrella to Elizabeth Debicki happy to stand in the rain as he protected her designer gown
He probably doesn’t care about the gown and is just being a nice dude
Even Leo DiCaprio holds his own umbrella.. AND stands in the rain in a ridiculously priced suit, lmfao.
Okay, I’m done now.
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waking up and checking your tumblr like it’s the morning paper
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i believe that when you know how to physically touch a girl, is when you really have her. hand placement and the use of your hands is everything, remember that gentlemen.
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